Thursday, September 4, 2008
Hullo, one or two people who read my blog every month. :D Yes, FINALLY. I've updated!

Sooo...today, I went out with Darry! We went to Plaza Singapura (as usual), walked around, played at the arcade for a while, had a McDonalds' lunch and met Kaiguan and went to play pool. I had always disliked playing billard, but today I discovered why.

Because of three things!

ONE! The pool stick is ALMOST (one or two centimetre difference) as tall as ME.

TWO! I was wearing a short dress, and if I bent over...er. You get the picture. O_o

THREE! MY HANDS ARE LIKE HALF THE SIZE AS OTHER PEOPLE'S! So holding the stick and balancing it was reallllllllllly reallllllllllllly hard.

Ok. So. On to happier (maybe not) things, I watched AMERICA'S GOT TALENT last night!

There were a few performances that I shall now comment on.

FIRST!

Stumblebum Brass

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I LOVED IT!



Obviously the stupid audience didn't. Sheesh. I thought it was kinda cool! Poor guys.

SECOND!

Chay Vang

THIS GUY WAS TREATED SO BLOODY UNFAIRLY.

HE CREATED THE BLOODY GUITAR! AFTER TEN BLOODY YEARS OF WORK!

THAT'S PRACTICALLY A LIFETIME TO SOME OF US!

He deserves appreciation, at the VERY LEAST. Instead, he was BOOED for what I think would've been a really good rock performance. F***ERS!

THIRD!

Slippery Kittens Purrlesque



THEY ARE ALL MOTHERS?!

THEY'RE FREAKING HOT!

Okay, so the burlesque bit ain't too smooth but I think they're so freaking gorgeous and busty anyway, you can ALMOST overlook that small little detail. Lol.


FOURTH!

Derrick Barry - Britney Spears Impersonator

A BILLION BUCKS WORTH OF A SHOW!

He looks SO much like Britney herself, it's AMAZING he's straight!

Ok. I think that's about all that I have to say about the show. Except that the Chicago crowd SUCKS!

BOO!

I shall leave now before I get flamed by angry members of the Chicago audience.