Thursday, July 9, 2009
...stuck at home.

I seriously wanna go to school. =/

I can't BELIEVE I just said that.

Never mind.

Things aren't really good here at my Jurong home. I hear that two of my cousins've got flu. My grandpa blames me.

What's wrong with this?

First of all, I have FEVER. NOT FLU.

Second, fever is NOT contagious unless it's H1N1, in which case, my mum and my whole family would have gotten sick too, for they've been sleeping in the same room with me. The other two cousins have barely gotten within ten feet of me for the past few days.

Third, Zhaoye's been out in the rain. He could've gotten sick, THEN spread it to Yu Heng.

So, HOW CAN IT BE MY FAULT?

STOP BLAMING MY MUM, DAMMIT. JUST BECAUSE SHE WORKS AT MOH DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A DOCTOR. AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP MAKING IT SOUND LIKE MY BLOODY FAULT THAT I GOT SICK, IF YOU POSSIBLY CAN?

Is it so hard to make an effort to SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP FOR ONCE?

FUCK.

You know, I've discovered that having fever and body aches seems to overwork your tearducts.

Sigh. I need a pick-me-up.









This is why y'all should convert. ^^



Yesterday some crank was revving his bike at the carpark opposite my Woodlands home. The damn thing sounded like it was gonna bust, it was THAT loud. Jesus.

I heard some people yell stuff like, "GET YOUR BLOODY BIKE FIXED" and "TURN IT OFF" etc. etc.

I would've liked to shout but I didn't. >.>

The only response the nut gave was yet another louder roar of his Honda.

Three more minutes of eardrum-blasting torture, and he was off. Thank God.

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My prom's this year. December I think. Lemme think, whaddya need for Prom Night?

A date...



A car...



A dress...





A hairdo...





Jewellery...







Shoes...



And some gorgeous location (read: preferably NOT Singapore):




ARGH I WANNA MIGRATE ELSEWHERE.

Ladies, let's save up, pool our savings, and travel to other countries for further studies, alright? Wouldn't it be awesome to live together in an apartment, all six of us, doing whatever we want to?

Fuck yes.


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