I-iz-bored

Hullo folks.
Refer to title.
So, I went to UrbanDictionary and, out of boredom, looked up my names.
Theresa: A cute, smart, talented girl. She's really cool and can find humour in almost anything. Everyone likes her. She has a beautiful smile and pretty eyes
OR
usually a young girl who dresses like a whore to attract innocent teen males; resembles someone from a trailer park; always has her bra hanging out (FML)
OR
to have a major spaz, often including screaming, smacking, pulling hair, and shunning. (Good Lord)
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm gonna go with the first one.
Theodora:
1. very loving girl who loves to talk about anything that is funny in her life.
2. likes being random.
How nice! Now I definitely know for sure that I should've been named Theodora.
Stuff off FB (that's FailBlog, dear, NOT Facebook).







Cyanide & Happiness:



This one made me spit out my Cherryade. My keyboard's now covered in lovely pink-red liquid - same shade as the color of the blood.
Bleack.
Hang on a sec, I'm mopping this up iojyyiusyubsynuvnyuad8y913qur109498n4c098ijk 124ijoijf1
Done.
There. Told you I was bored. Now I'm off to watch some horror DVDs - Dawn of the Dead, Dreamcatcher and maybe Spawn, if I'm lucky.
Toodies!
Updated by Theodora on 10:36 PM
